Series 1111 · leftover sensors
Crash Test Dummies
Not characters. The leftover sensors. 1,111 came back online. The rest are still in the wreckage.
All traits · 98 across 6 categories · supply 1111
The sensor kit
Official layer art. 1,111 Crash Test Dummies who took every crypto crash head-first and walked away.
Character
Seven chassis. They all have the same face because the crashes did not care who you thought you were.
7 traits · base · required
Original
w=2040
Red Variant
w=39
Max Pain
w=26
Zombie
w=29
Ape
w=31
Alien
w=29
Pixel Skin
w=28
Crime Scene
The wall they were driven into. Optional. Most walked out of a blank bay.
29 traits · behind · optional · none 1079
Mt. Gox Vault
w=7
FTX Rubble/Confetti
w=25
Frozen Withdrawals
w=45
The Fork
w=22
DNS Hijack Static
w=49
Silk Road Tor Tunnel
w=81
40% Returns Poster
w=20
UST/LUNA Death Spiral
w=40
Cracked Seal+Chart
w=2
Bitcoin Pizza Room
w=123
Genesis Block Sunrise
w=52
Ledger Phishing Envelopes
w=27
Gas Fee Ticker Wall
w=52
Red Candles Everywhere
w=92
Green Candles Everywhere
w=65
WAGMI/NGMI Graffiti
w=7
Rekt Tombstone Field
w=34
To-The-Moon Trail
w=58
Squid Game Confetti
w=96
EtherRock Auction Room
w=16
Bitcointalk Forum Wall
w=29
Rekt List Leaderboard
w=31
Wendy's Drive-Thru
w=38
Vampire Attack Battlefield
w=76
40-Browser-Tabs Desktop
w=16
BIP-110 Orphan Fork
w=40
DAO Reentrancy Drain
w=26
Ronin Bridge
w=24
Bybit Drain
w=22
Headwear
Impact marks, hats, and the two brains. Grail is the rarest lid.
8 traits · front · optional · none 955
Tinfoil Hat
w=142
Party Hat
w=205
Dunce Cap
w=59
Grail
w=24
Knitted Beanie
w=37
OpenSea Hat
w=37
Smooth Brain
w=74
Big Brain
w=105
Overlay
Glitch, sanction, hoodie. Mono Glitch is procedural — unique per token.
14 traits · front · optional · none 1816
Scanline Tear
w=43 · Original / Pixel Skin
Glitch
w=22 · Original / Pixel Skin
Mono Glitch
w=39 · Alien / Ape / Zombie / Max Pain · unique
Shadow
w=0 · Original / Pixel Skin
Redacted Bars
w=109 · Original / Pixel Skin
Error 404 Overlay
w=16 · Original / Pixel Skin
Frozen Confirm Popup
w=28 · Original / Pixel Skin
Gas Price Spike Flicker
w=109 · Original / Pixel Skin
DNS Hijack Static Burst
w=11 · Original / Pixel Skin
Phishing Email Overlay
w=9 · Original / Pixel Skin
Right Click Save
w=20 · Original / Pixel Skin
I Accidentally Killed It
w=18 · Original / Pixel Skin
OFAC Sanctioned
w=16 · Original / Pixel Skin
OG Hoodie
w=67
Eyewear
What they were looking at when the wall arrived.
16 traits · front · optional · none 1271
BTC Logo Shades
w=47
Green Candle Wraparounds
w=102
Red Candle Wraparounds
w=47
Laser Eyes
w=67
Cracked Lens
w=111
QuadrigaCX Blindfold
w=84
Thousand-Yard Stare
w=44
Diamond Hands Goggles
w=27
Foggy Paper-Hands Glasses
w=44
X-Ray Seed-Phrase Vision
w=66
Pixelated Censor-Bar
w=11
100x Leverage Blindfold
w=18
MEV Bot Vision
w=69
gm Sunglasses
w=7
Multi-Monitor Reflection
w=118
Money Eyes
w=89
Held Item
What they were still holding after the test. The cigarette is original / red only.
24 traits · front · optional · none 1401
EtherRock
w=39
Rekt Ledger Wallet
w=30
Intact Ledger
w=9
Fake Ledger Envelope
w=60
Two Pizza Boxes
w=79
BitConnect Flyer
w=62
Terra/Luna Tombstone
w=37
Uponly
w=37
USDC Depeg
w=37
Framed CryptoPunk
w=75
Framed CryptoKitty
w=28
Pump.fun Wen Airdrop
w=2
Rugged Chart Printout
w=17
Gas Fee Receipt
w=47
MEV Sandwich
w=2
Ramen Cup
w=77
Miner's Pick Axe
w=90
Bricked Coldcard
w=39
Mt. Gox Survivor Flag
w=41
Beeple $69,346,250
w=13
Faketoshi Whitepaper
w=20
Cryptoqueen Wanted Poster
w=18
3AC Superyacht
w=18
Hand-Rolled Cigarette
w=300 · Original / Red Variant
The Facility
They took the reading
Before anyone called it a cycle, there was a facility that did not publish results. Then they were driven into the wall at speed. The dummies took the reading so humans could pretend they had discovered something new.
Mt. Gox was not a hack in the modern sense. It was custody, accounting, and human nature failing at once. The DAO recorded the moment the law rewrote itself. Luna/Terra was a controlled demolition the operators swore was an algorithm. FTX was the last classic full-vehicle test.
Every dummy has the same leak at the mouth. It is not crying. It is residual liquidity — unclaimed airdrops, leftover stablecoin, the last bid that never filled. The drip is the proof they were actually in the vehicle.
Not 10k. Not 8888. 1,111 is the number that walked out of the last complete test series with usable data. Anything larger would have required minting dummies that never sat in the seat.
If you mint one, you are not early. You are late to the experiment and early to the archive.
Custody
How you take a sensor
Thursday, September 3, 2026 · 2:00 PM ET · OpenSea. Near-zero mint 0.00069 ETH, no royalties, fees to buybacks. No founder extraction.
- Wallet with enough ETH for 0.00069 plus gas.
- Pick a steel-backed dummy on the board — still in the wreck.
- Call
getDummy(index).
